きょうのかだいは
"instead of～"をつかったぶんしょうを
いっぱいかんがえてくることです。
They take a knife instead of fork.
They play soccer instead of baseball.
I wanna be a singer instead of actor.
I used credit card instead of cash.
The friend wear the contact lens instead of glasses.
Use foot instead of the hand.
They stayed up instead of sleeping.
I bought the apartment house instead of the house.
I bought the trousers instead of clothes.
She went to Osaka instead of going to Tokyo.
He bought the snake instead of the turtle.
I used the left hand instead of the right hand.
I wrote on paper instead of the note.
She endured it instead of eating.
She endured it instead of buying the cellular phone.
They went to the mountain instead of going to the sea.
I sent E-mail instead of sending the letter.
He cried instead of getting angry.
I returned to the house instead of helping him.
She went to see the movie instead of seeing the TV drama.
He chose his ear instead of eyes.
He apologized instead of crying.
I saw the cellular phone instead of the clock.
I put water in the water bottle instead of the PET bottle.
I called him instead of knocking on the door.
I closed the door instead of refusing.
I didn't do anything instead of helping him.
I preserved it instead of printing.
I wore the bandana instead of the hat.
She took a nap instead of sleeping at night.
She made bread instead of meal. eal.
I chose red instead of blue.
She bought the bag instead of the purse.
He's using the motorcycle instead of the bicycle.
He made the square instead of the triangle.
I bought the bass guitar instead of the guitar.
...
全面協力：excite
のもと、適当に考えていったんですが、
やはりこういう架空の文章を（しかも英語で）考えるのって、楽しいですよね。
ちょっとした願望や、ちょっとした僻み、ちょっとした嫌味とかを、ふくんだり。
あとマンガや文学作品のシーンから切り取ったり。
くだらなーい、楽しみ方。
